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BROOKLYN, NY—After taking a group of visiting hometown friends out with the circle of friends he has made since moving to New York from Hingham, MA three years ago, 25-year-old paralegal Andy Stein reported Tuesday that his friends from home are “pretty embarrassing.” “I guess I never noticed it then, but they’re all really loud, they complained about how expensive New York beer is the whole night, they kept quoting that ‘More Cowbell’ sketch from like 10 years ago, and every time I introduced them to one of my coworkers, they tried to give them a fist pound,” Stein said. “Plus, they all still watch wrestling.” When reached for comment, Stein’s childhood neighbor Jake Mikita said that Stein’s new friends were “a bunch of fucking pussies, but nah, they’re pretty good guys.”